Malnourished Martin      

       My pseudo-loathing for vegetables and vegetarians often causes quite a stir. Most people feel it is their place and indeed their duty to reprimand my unbalanced patterns of consumption. I eat what I like, when I feel like it, and no more. I was raised on candy and sugar and meat, and have religiously stuck to this regiment. My friends in Gainesville would loving hurl the pejorative appellation that titles this paragraph, and as a consequence I can now tolerate tomatoes and green peppers to a certain extent. There are so many foods that I don't like that the list could go forever. Ahh...what the heck, why don't I give it a try:

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