Rejects
(Photos have be altered)
  
Contagious smile Santa's little helper She can look in both directions at once!
 
Couldn't afford a neck I bet in High School she was voted:
"Most likely to evolve"
Chicken Head
 
Little piglet I'm bad ! American Werewolf

Watch a 3.7 MB video of more rejects put to music
(for mature audiences)

Note: None of these women actually exist, as much as these images were manipulated and distorted by this web-designer. Are these people to be ridiculed because we (the webmaster and the viewer) are superior? Clearly not.  This is just light-hearted commentary on exaggerated features which were given to these otherwise stellar human beings—I mean,  how might God measure their spiritual stations compared to yours and mine? So, please enjoy this page for what it is, a joke.       Thanks Mr. Gordon for the reminder